19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses
On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area
And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By
Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area
And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By
Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
posted by Four-Leaf K' lover at
5:57 PM
6 Comments:
I got an almost evil joy from looking at these! LOL I think I will place my wastebasket on my desk at work..label it "IN" and walk away!
By
Swinging Sammy, at 8:58 PM
Those are GREAT!
By
Russell, at 9:12 AM
You act like there is something unusal about doing these things. I just don't get what's so funny! B4T
By
Doug E. Pudge, at 11:14 AM
I love the Zoo.. next time I go I am going to do that.. Especially from the exit of the part that allows you to pet the animals.... or the circus would be a good place too..
By
Pete, at 11:57 AM
Doug, my thoughts gravitated towards you, after reading #5 and especially #18. Hey, do they let you have glasses and light at your zoo???!!!!
By
Four-Leaf K' lover, at 12:12 PM
These are great!
By
loved truly, at 9:21 AM
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